Breadstick Ceramic Drink Stirrer

You hand somebody a coffee and there is nothing to say about it, so neither of you says anything. A wafer softens and folds over within a minute of going in, so that never got you anywhere either. This one sits up in the cup and looks back at whoever is holding it, because somebody painted a face on the end of it. It stays where you leave it across the rim, and it is still there when the cup is empty.